Tonight She Comes

We had a gloriously dirty holiday weekend, and thankfully, it's not quite over.

We spent a hefty portion of this 72-hour period naked and wrapped around each other, having no family commitments and only a couple of reasons to go outdoors on a chilly, rainy weekend. We had a couple of mid-80s flashbacks, stoking our nostalgia, and many, many orgasms. The centerpiece of the weekend? A dirty version of a little board game that was very popular when we were in high school, but which we hadn't played in quite a while. And it was quite possibly more fun than naked Twister.
We spent most of Saturday afternoon watching Californication. Sadly, there was precious little fornication, and honestly I just felt sort of dirty afterwards. While relaxing in the tub my mind started to wander to what else we might do on Christmas Eve while most of our friends spent time with their families.

I've always been a trivia nut. Fortunately D is also a pretty smart cookie, so I pondered the possibility of Trivial Pursuit. It's always been one of my favorite games, every since we played it on teams when I was in high school (yes, nerd) and I was usually on the winning team. Sometime before we moved we bought a new set of questions, so there were 1000s of questions waiting to be asked.

And then I hit upon it. I vaguely remembered reading instructions somewhere for turning TP into an erotic game for two. A little Googling, and of course I found it at Uncommon Appetites. They are smart and sexy. Game on.

I got out of the tub, gathered a passel of sex toys, lubes, vibrators and massage butter, printed some instructions and headed downstairs. The gist was that we would only play for pie pieces (colors didn't matter--any correct answer got a pie piece), and that each correct answer was also rewarded with a delicious erotic act. Add in our 80s soundtrack that included B-52s, Madonna, The Cars, The Go-Gos, Oingo Boingo, etc., and it was this crazy mix of something nostalgic from our past mixed with something very sexy from our present.

We each wrote out slips of paper with divinely dirty activities, dropped them in a bowl and got started. D wrote several that could only be done to me. He's such a giver. Our activities were very different, and D decided that the victor on each question could decide if s/he wanted to be the giver or the receiver. This was good for me. He's so generous.

We ended up quite well-matched. I filled my 6th pie piece first, but he already had 5. We made it through almost all the orgasmic activities legitimately, and finally ended up just fucking until we were wiped out.

Without further ado, the naughty list, more or less in order of how they happened:

1. Ass in the air, tongue in the cunt (or ass) for 1 minute
2. Use Fairy wand on clit until orgasm
3. Fuck partner with purple dildo for 1 minute
4. Put purple dildo in pussy for the rest of the game (can be removed and returned for other activities)
5. Fuck standing up, face to face, for 2 minutes
6. Masturbate for 1 minute (OK to come)
7. Vibe in ass + hand action for 1 minute
8. Kiss me like you mean it!
9. Go down on your hot lover for 1 minute. Use hands and mouth.
10. Give an erotically enhanced backrub for a little while
11. Pleasure me with your hands for 2 minutes. If it's Liza, don't let her come!
12. Anally pleasure me with a method of my choosing for 2 minutes (it was the Njoy Pure Wand)
13. Tease me orally without touching "it"
14. Sensually kiss and lick me from head to toe

I'll leave it to your imagination to guess who exactly had what done to whom, apart from the obvious ones. Also, D wrote all the 1 minute time limits, and 1 minute sucks ass. Future games will involve either no time limits, or a minimum of 2 minutes. Fucking while you play can be distracting! And having a sizable dildo shoved up your pussy for the better part of 2 hours is, well, something.

And we've got a new Christmas Eve tradition.